This is fucking unbelievable. In December, after almost two years of been working in this fucking company they give me a raise, a substantial one, and I am happy for that, BUT, two months later, today, they take some of that money from me. It happens that the company can’t afford to pay the health insurance plan, so, now the company is going to pay 80% of the plan, and we, the employees, are going to pay the rest. Fucking assholes. I don’t even use that fucking plan!, I mean, I used it the other day (more on that later), but the doctor I went was not even covered by the plan, I had to pay!, so fuck this shit, I am really tired of this crap…

The other day I found something weird on my penis, at first I thought it was herpes, I was really scared, but it couldn’t be herpes because I have only one sexual partner and we always use protection when having sex. So I took a day off and went to the doctor’s office for a “general check”…, I told him about what was happening and he sent me to a laboratory to do some blood and urine tests. After that I call my BF to have lunch at my house, and when we are done eating I say “Honey, there is something I need to tell you…”, his face was priceless, wish I had a camera, hehehe, but I shouldn’t be making fun because I was REALLY scare, I really thought I had some bad disease.

After I told him, and after he saw “the thing” he told me not to worry that it was probably nothing, and that there is no way for me to get anything from him because he is “clean”, unless I had been cheating, well, I’ve been thinking to, there are too many cute assess out there, but I love him and I don’t want or need to cheat, he gives me everything I need…, except money, hmmm, maybe I need to start billing for my “services” hmmm…, ANYWAY. A day later I go and pick the lab results and run to the doctor’s office again. After he check’s the results he tells that I’m in perfect condition, that there’s nothing wrong with me. I say, “Perfect, but what the fuck is that thing?”

Dr: Does it look and feel like a wart?
Me: No
Dr: Does it itch?
Me: No
Dr: Hurt?
Me: Nope…
Dr: Well, describe it to me…
Me: umm… is like, umm, round…. And… umm…
Dr: You know what, go over there and show it to me…

I go to the room and sit in a hospital bed covered by some kind of paper, and after I take my –at the moment- small, but pretty penis out, I look at his face and see that he is trying hard not to chuckle…, fucking cabrón.

Dr: You don’t need to worry, that is not herpes, or chlamydia, or a wart, or any kind of disease.
Me: So, what is it?
Dr: That’s a scratch that got infected.
Me: What?!, but.. how..
Dr: Well, maybe a teeth got in the way, or an effusive masturbation or…
Me interrupting: No, I mean!, I know!, but!…nevermind…

After that we moved to his desktop and he gave me a lotion to use for one week so that fucking thing heals faster. Then I left that office, and I am not going back to that place…, And, I am not having sex ever again.

Yeah, sure you won’t… *rolling eyes*

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