I upgraded the Wordpress software I use for blogging to the newest version so I could use a plugin that stops spam because it annoys the hell out of me whenever I have to erase 30++ messages from some fucking bots. 

In search for a car…
This past Saturday I went “car window shopping” and I have to say that it was a frustrating experience.  Why?, well, I went from the “funniest” salesman to the most bitter resentful motherfucker on the planet.  I am not going to say much because I am tired, but I meet up with this old salesman and the conversation went somewhat like this… 

Me: Hi, do you have a Sentra I could see

He: Sure!, come, this car has *yabbering salesman nonsence* blah blah blah blah

Me: Nice, Can I test drive it?

He: Sure!, but let me tell you something, what can I do to sell you this car today?

Me: Well, I wish to test drive it first.

He: Ok, ok, I understand!, Hey!, want to know about financing?, the monthly payments are very low!

Me: No thanks, I already have financing.

He: That’s great!, how much they gave you?

Me: They gave me enough to buy this car, now, can I test drive it?

He: But how much it was?

Me: Enough, test drive?

He: Ok, come to my office to fill some papers so you can test drive this beautiful car!

Me …

He at the office: Ok, give your name, ok, cool…, now your phone number…, and now your social security number.

Me: Umm, I prefer not to give you my SS…

He obviously mad and turning the paper down: Well, I am sorry Mr Nieves, but you cannot test drive the vehicle if you don’t give me the information required.  

Me: Funny, the other dealers had no problem with that, but since it is so complicated here I think I will leave.

He: Here, take my card and call me if you change opinion.

Me: Don’t worry I wont…

I crushed the card left it in the floor and walked away smiling.
 

Fucking bastard, no wonder the dealer was deserted!

After that I went to another Nissan dealer close by where the salesman was more eager to please my needs, I tested the car and like it a lot, but I still wanted a Corolla.  After some negotiations the salesman dropped the price from $17,800 to 16,100, I was still feeling a ripoff and said I would think about it.  Then after much thinking on my part and considering that this car has EVERYTHING, air, radio, power everything, sport rims…, well I decided to buy it, and here it is!!!!, yay!!!

 The payment?, just 366 a month includind insurance!!, I am so fucking happy!!!

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