A plague…
Monday, October 3, 2005 @ 8:43 am by -DS-I have a little problem with a cat. On Saturday I went to a carwash to, umm, wash my car and they left it sparklingly clean. The other morning, yesterday, I am getting prepared to do my weekly visit to the supermarket and when I get out of the house and stare at my car I see lots of cat marks all over the roof of my car. I got so fucking angry that I started cursing until angels began to fall from the sky. I went to the market but when I got back home I sat myself in front of the computer to do an interesting an informative search.
How to poison a cat.
You know that cats like to eat anti-freeze?, you also know that the anti-freeze kill them in less than 24 hours?, Do you also know that a single Panadol pill can kill your cat in a matter of hours?, do you know that a certain flower, I think its Lilly, damages your cats liver and it dies in a few weeks?, do you know that chocolate is also poisonous to a cat?, It wont kill it, but it sure as hell will make his life miserable.
There are many ways to kill a cat so I can have a little fun and see which one of them is more effective. I started with the panadol pills, I diluted two panadol pills in milk and left it in front of my front door, after that I will leave cheese with panadol and then meat with panadol, and I will keep doing that until every fucking cat in the neighborhood dies, and then I will start with the fucking dogs that defecate on my lawn.
The moral of this story?, keep your fucking pets away from my house!
P.S. – If you are from PETA you can come and suck my filthy dick…
Dallas
88°
October 3rd, 2005 at 9:44 AM
You are gonna get sniped by a rogue PETA member and left to bleed inside your house while they watch.
…Now where have i heard that before?
October 6th, 2005 at 12:37 AM
Antifreeze sabe dulce. El problema es que si el dueño del animal ese tiene chavos, una vez el gato se enferme, lo puede llevar al veterinario para que le den hemodialsis. Como mencionaste, el antifreeze no mata enseguida, y hay tiempo para curar al animal, por supuesto, tomando en cuenta que el dueño pueda pagar par de miles de pesos en la cuestión del hemodialisis.
Lo del Panadol pues suena bastante apropiado. Es rápido y eficiente.
El veneno de rata es interesante. Sabe dulce, y tiene un anticoagulante que dura MESES en el sistema. El veneno ese tambien tiene pedazos pequeños de vidrio para causar cortaduras en el sistema gastrointestinal, y causar hemorragias que son empeoradas por el anticoagulante. A menos que el dueño sepa de la cuestión, y le de vitamina K al animal, el gato ese moriría en par de dias de una hemorragia intestinal. El veneno de rata es lo que usa mi viejo pa matar los gatos ferales que abundan en la loma de Yabucoa.
October 7th, 2005 at 10:21 AM
*anotando*
Mañana voy a comprar veneno de rata…, pero ese cabrón gato no se come la comida que le doy!, voy a tener que meterlo dentro de la casa en un cuarto que no uso, dejarlo hambriendo por tres o cuatro dias y despues darle la comida…
October 14th, 2005 at 9:10 AM
Nene, si para espantar gatos lo que tienes que hacer es limpiar con amonia y ya. Pasas menos trabajo, porque ese pote lo que cuesta es un dolar. Jeez.
December 17th, 2008 at 12:17 AM
I too have a problem with some strays. Some feral renters abandoned their unwanted animals on my neighbourhood and now the bastards are breeding like rabbits and stalking the animals that I keep on my own property, reptiles, fish, birds etc. You don’t see my animals in everybody else’s backyard trying to kill their pets, so I don’t see why I should be having to put up with everybody else’s pet coming into my place to kill mine.
That antifreeze is a great tip. I tried two aspirin in half a glass of milk for a week but the cats just got bigger and more prolific. Are you sure it’s not a growth hormone? I’m off up to Supercheap to get some antifreeze right now. I popped one of the little bastards today with the BSA but there’s a least 6 more living in the unoccupied place next door, so I’d better be a little discreet and not be caught wandering around the neighbourhood with a loaded gun.