I am in fucking Whorelando!!!!

May 30th, 2008 by -DS-

Yesterday I was a sad puppy but today I am happier than a dog with two tails.  Everything has been going as planned and things have been very, VERY smoothly.  I have to accept that I was concerned when we landed because we had no way to get to the motel, but like in the movies, and unlike in Puerto Rico, there was a line of Taxis waiting to serve us outside, in fact, I almost felt like in GTA because the driver was a Jamaican that spoke in broken English.

Since we are in downtown Orlando everything is by walking distance so we went to walk around and there are like one million different restaurants and mini shopping malls in an area less than one mile long, and OMG, everything is so clean! We even saw a squirrel! It was so cute that I wanted to take his rabies infected cuteness to my motel room.

My car arrived today so they might give it to me tomorrow or Monday, if that’s the case then we might go to Wet n’ Wild to have some wet fun outside the bed.

We also had our first live encounter with a redneck and a stereotypical fat black woman, it was fun, but I will leave it to Kaiser to describe the experience.  Anyway, I am tired of walking to I am off to sleep.

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