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From http://voteroc.blogspot.com/2009/01/pr0n-stash.html

Victor Otero tiene bachillerato en literatura inglesa y es un plagiador.

Seriously. It’s like we’re preparing for some inevitable “porn holocaust” and we feel the need to create our own “archive”.

Why do men feel the need to hoard dozens upon dozens of precious gigs of hard drive space in order to create their little empire of porn? I just thought of this because my computer is being repaired and i had to either delete or store most of my stuff.

Before you call me a hypocrite, I must admit that I, too, am guilty of this sin. I can’t tell you how many gigs exactly I got stored since my computer its being repaired, but last time I checked I had nearly 10GB of mostly movies. And my friend Ramon has probably twice that amount. That perv! lol

I can see the need for it in case the internet is down and you can’t visit your favorite pr0n sites when “the urge” hits. But when your collection reaches, say, 120GB of fapping material, possibly requiring an extra hard drive specifically for that task, I’d say we got a problem

Original posteado hace milenios:
http://kaiser.dammerung.net/2008/03/27/why-do-we-stash-our-porn/

Seriously. It’s like we’re preparing for some inevitable “porn holocaust” and we feel the need to create our own “archive”.

Why do men feel the need to hoard dozens upon dozens of precious gigs of hard drive space in order to create their little empire of smut?

Before you call me a hypocrite, I must admit that I, too, am guilty of this sin. I can’t tell you how many gigs exactly I got stored since I’m at work, but last time I checked I had nearly 10GB of pics and movies. And DS has probably twice that amount. That perv.

I can see the need for it in case the internet is down and you can’t visit your favorite smut sites when “the urge” hits. But when your collection reaches, say, 120GB of fapping material, possibly requiring an extra hard drive specifically for that task, I’d say we got a problem.

Y este pendejo tiene un grado en literatura? mamón.

[Update]

El mamón cerró el blog pero este es su Twitter. Ah!, gotta love Web 2.0

Long story short:

The moron burglarized a home and steals some things, amongst them an Xbox 360.

Victim calls the cops but they don’t do shit.

Victim buys a new Xbox, logs into Life and noticed that The Moron left him a voice message saying that he stole the Xbox and that the Victim could buy it from him again…

The Victim posts his story on Digg and hell breaks loose. The people of Digg got so angry that they were able to focus their anger and collectively find all kind of shit about The Moron and compiled it into a wiki, and even dared to call the mother of the heathen.

Sometimes the internet amazes me! That little piece of shit got what he deserved!

*shrugs*

Aquí unas cuantas citas del blog:

Now the food sat well with me, but my novia unfortunately, and rather comically, spent most of the next morning – well I probably don’t need to go into detail as to the nature of her ailment. But luckily there are many colmados on Vieques that had just the stuff to cure her ills. My ills were cured by the mixture of beer and coffee that I ingested at various parts of the morning along with freshly baked pan de agua.

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We had a great time and walked up to one of Viejo San Juan’s many plazas where a guy asked us for 75 cents and then offered to sell us weed or coke. After considering his offer for 0 seconds, I lamented, “Q nos pasa Puerto Rico?” which caught the attention of a rather large homeless gentleman who began to explain in rather good English that all Puerto Ricans wanted their independence from the Great Satan and that he was a licensed engineer who was homeless because of the American occupation. I listened quite nicely until he called my friend and I babykillers due to our apparent Gringoness (I didn’t bother to tell him that I live here and teach Puerto Rican children). So after reminding him that he is also an American and therefore as culpable as I in any perceived American faults, I wished him a buen dia and left.

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Topeka is kind of a legend here – a place for cheap home goods that has been around since God knows when. They happen to sell multiple types of dominos, which is the unofficial national sport of the Caribbean. I bought a really nice set with the Puerto Rican flag on the back.

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What I have found here, however, is a focus on a different kind of fashion. For a state that is supposedly suffering a three year recession, they are very concerned about style. Perfumerias seem to be on every corner hawking the latest J.Lo fragrance and über-expensive designer colognes. The Caribbean’s only Macy’s is located in a San Juan mall along with Brooks Brothers, Armani, Gucci, Guess, Hugo Boss, Lacoste and many other stores. If you cannot afford those, there are ten-thousand stores with copies of the latest fashions at a range of prices and qualities. Everyone here seems to gravitate towards their own personal trend, however, I have found a few commonalities to differentiate Boricua style from my former home:

¿Que hacen aquí? Vayan a leerlo coño!