Vacations are almost over just two days left
 

Later I will post some pictures :D 

From today on I am free until April 24, wo0o0o0o0o0o!!!!!! 

The drama queen resigned last Monday and the boss of my boss told him to leave right away, so, how was I able to pull my vacations off?

Easy, I knew that at some point before my vacations Mr Drama Queen would present his resignation letter so I went ahead of him and asked for my vacations before he resigned.  A normal person would take me aside and tell me that my vacations were cancelled, but since I know my boss weakness I was able to avoid that.  What’s his weakness? His lazy brain, he is a very forgetful person so I took advantage of that, next Monday when he goes back to work he will be expecting to see me there, but when he starts asking around or check his calendar he will see what is going on.  I kind of expect a call from him sometime next week but I will tell him that I am far, far away and won’t come back until Friday.

Schedule for the vacations?  There’s only one, get sunburned.

Wo0o0o0o, Puerto Rican spring break is here!!!!, well, actually, it’s called “Holy Week” because our predominant religion is Roman Catholic and this is the date we are suppose to “celebrate” the death of Jesus, but almost no one gives a fuck about that anymore, I mean, I am a confirmed Catholic and I just ate a HUGE chicken breast (Catholic’s are not suppose to eat meat this week, I never knew why) so you can see how important those customs are to me.  Anyway, MY spring break starts this Thursday and ends the Friday of next week, I still don’t know what to do on that week, probably go around the island and see if there is a guest house available or something like that, or go back to Seven Seas and have sex in the beach like last year(in Spanish), but what I do know is that I will get my ass tanned because right now it almost glows in the dark.